“Oh don’t mind my rude manners. I am Clemence Jones who might you be dear?”
I’m Eric Hunter.
(Source: beyondlights, via clemencejones-deactivated201301)
Oh okay. Whatever you want. Happy New Year though
Yeah, happy new year to you too.

(Source: beyondlights, via jessshone-deactivated20130303)
I can sense that.
I’m a fan of stating the obvious.

(Source: beyondlights, via juliet-the-sweetheart)
You call your room ‘my chamber’
What were you doing in there?
I’m not very clever with using a different term.

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“Then we are all glad you come out and join us with this festive day! Happy new year”
Ah—Happy new year to you too.
(Source: beyondlights, via clemencejones-deactivated201301)
Yeah, I know. It’s ugly, the sneezing attacks. So I get to marvel only at pictures of them.
Buy a hairless one.

(Source: beyondlights)